Okie-dokes! I thought I might wanna rub it in your pretty little faces a little that I (LotBlind) have figured out I'm trans and would not oppose, whatsoever, if I was to be referenced as "she" from now on out. What I mean by that is the whip you see me holding in my snap-happy hand is not... my most... serrated.

But past that, there's a game here nonetheless. And none the lesser than sheerly excellent! It's high time we induct one from our bro, Michael Brough. High... time. He's the kinda guy who transcends niche indieness into slightly less niche indieness. You may recognize him from the term "broughlike". These games b rough like, at least graphically. They're also distinctive for many other reasons. The one you get to know more about today is Corrypt, which is generally better left experienced for yourself. That's definitely not a bail-out for the author of the update not to have to think of something clever to add to the already plenty-o-clever review itself. Which I just linked. Stop acting dumb, you know what to do.

Another fierce blow is dealt today to the oppression of the daylight-soaking iceberg summit of video games as we lavish late lauding upon another impressive solo effort. It's almost like the ranks of underling games aren't thinning out at all? The indie one-man labor in question is Azimuth, a game entrenched on planet metroidvania but with a twist of cave flying! This one was a blast, and HAD a lot of blast... doors, but also more than adequate weaponry to crack them open, each and every last one of 'em! Don't be a stranger!

The site has just received the biggest batch of updates in quite a long time! These are the most notable changes made:

- Remove "manuals" count (no longer hosted)
- Make "games" count dynamic (showed an incorrect tally)
- Limit # of news articles shown on the front page at once
- Where it says "Hall of Belated Fame" on the top right now shows a random selection of Top Dogs. This is a temporary measure, with a complete restoration of the HoBF in the works for those of you (like me) missing it dearly!
- Add some space at the top of each review (it's the little things!)

The person we have to thank for this is RayReaper, who has been a stalward staffer for a while now. More very nifty non-game-entry updates are coming within the none-too-distant-future.

My my, I seem to be all over the place these days! It's a miracle we didn't have another slip in the update schedule today. Nor did we have a slip in the update quality either ;) It's true because I'm saying it's true. The game of the quarter, Helheim Hassle is the second in a kind-of-trilogy that doesn't pre-require (or post-require?) anything anyhow. You're certainly going to be all over this game if you make it a part of your life! You're also going to be in pieces cause of how emotional it gets. And you might end up a little scatter-brained thinking about it round the clock. I know you're not splitting your sides but... it's all breaking down isn't it? Just read the gosh darn review already!