ULTRA MEGA SPECIAL SUPERCALI ANNIVERSARY FRAGILISTIC DOPE-AS-HELL UPDATE FOR THE AGES
I was trying to find some suitable image of an underdog in the wild to capture the essence of what this site is about, but then it occurred to me that... aren't all the Top Dogs, by definition... not under-dogs?
No time for existential crises now! The multiverse be damned, this boat shall remain un-rocked today, on the TWENTY-FIFTH ANNIVERSARY of Home of the Under-and-sometimes-over-dogs, the one you've known for all these years! *cracks knuckles* *goes "whoosh whoosh whoosh"* *does a cartwheel* Yeah I don't know how people celebrate these things! Too danged introverted and weird.
Rest assured, the party spirits will soar like a soar thumb from the real payload of this very special banquet of digital delight. May I bring to your attention... two very tasty morsels indeed... and almost solely the work of one of our latter-day staff additions, an individual having assumed the mantel of HotU's resident chronicler, Tim.al. These dishes are actually served so cold (you know, like if something is "cool" but even cooler than that) they deserve their very own paragraphs.
Here'ssssss number one *intense drum roll*: a completely rewritten site FAQ!.
Here'ssssssssss number two *drum roll, even more intense, like a lit fuse on a stick of sticky dyn-o-mite*: a completely rewritten site historique!
The latter, especially, took Tim a massive amount of sleuthing and piecing things together. If now's not the time to catch up on the story so far, then when. When, Sally, when?
Here's to another 25! <3 *chi-chink*